diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

"I heard an unhappy ending, it sort of sounds like you leaving."Arctic Monkeys, Piledriver Waltz (via perfect)

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

"where are my glasses?"anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)