literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”